If you find yourself in the position of primary carer for your boyfriend or husband then DO NOT PANIC. Rest assured that all of you women are completely immune from Man Flu, so do not worry about providing the care needed. Your beloved will shortly become completely dependent on you, requiring you to tend to his every need. Do not shun any request, don't forget that the affliction that he's suffering from is hundreds of times worse than the simple affliction which you know and understand as the common cold.
There are three distinct stages to Man Flu and it's important you know your responsibilities :
And here is what I am having for supper. Do you think something doesn't look quite right about this do you agree?
I hope they don't stay on the plan for very long because I will probably starve and die in the meantime.
Tonight we are Street Docking outside our daughters house in Lacombe Alberta, and because we will not be moving for a while I will not bore you with pictures from our window until our view changes.